Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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