Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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