dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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