grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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