Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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