just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
