how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Randomize
