Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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