My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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