Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Randomize
