If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
farters have to be the big spoon...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
