We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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