in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way