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• (214): View more from Texas

  in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

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  Pride?

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  thats a pack of cougars

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  go fuck yourself

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• (916): View more from California

  If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

  (916): View more from California

  It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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• (925): View more from California

  you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions

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• (631): View more from New York

  i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.

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  I suggest you not find out the hard way

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