Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Randomize
