What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Randomize
