Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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