WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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