Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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