Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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