Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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