If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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