Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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