smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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