Already got asked if we're dating
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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