Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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