She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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