Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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