I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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