I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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