question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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