when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
our cab driver is having phone sex.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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