I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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