IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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