There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
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i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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