We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's rum buckets o'clock
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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