school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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