All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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