when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
is wine microwaveable?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Randomize
