once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
