I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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