I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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