the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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