Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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