Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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