do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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