after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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