At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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