This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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