An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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