Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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