Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was like having sex with a tree stump
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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