Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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