Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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