You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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