dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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