Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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