I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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