hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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