he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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