I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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